The second time I wore snowshoes was as successful as the first. But only because I took them off.
I hiked five miles up a snowy road, down a hill through a clear-cut then came to a stream. The only way across was to climb onto a giant fallen tree and walk across it. I couldn’t climb onto the tree with my snowshoes on, so I took them off, strapped them to my pack and walked across the fallen tree. On the other side of the stream, I jumped down from the tree.
And fell through the crusty snow up to my armpits, my arms winged out to my sides the only things stopping me from falling further. I kicked my feet down, but couldn’t get solid footing. I tried to grab the snow with my gloved hands and pull myself out of the hole, but I couldn’t get a hold of anything. The snow was too slick and icy on top.
So what did I do?
I took off my pack, slid it in front of me on the icy snow then grabbed a hold of it and wiggled my way out of the hole. Then I stood up.
And promptly fell through the snow up to my armpits again.
And again...
and again.
Stories about being a wildlife biologist. They'll make you glad you're not a wildlife biologist. And if you are a wildlife biologist? They'll make you glad you're not me.
This is a blog. This is NOT peer-reviewed. This is not science. The stories I tell are mine. For those of you who don't understand: These stories are told from my point of view. They are my opinion and only that. They are my memories, however I choose to remember and/or embellish them. The resemblance of characters in my stories to anyone in my life is not completely unintentional, however, I strive to protect their identities; because seriously, the shit they do and say is humiliating and stupid.
Oh...I'm telling these stories because my therapist thinks it'll help my mental and emotional well-being.
Oh...I'm telling these stories because my therapist thinks it'll help my mental and emotional well-being.