This is a blog. This is NOT peer-reviewed. This is not science. The stories I tell are mine. For those of you who don't understand: These stories are told from my point of view. They are my opinion and only that. They are my memories, however I choose to remember and/or embellish them. The resemblance of characters in my stories to anyone in my life is not completely unintentional, however, I strive to protect their identities; because seriously, the shit they do and say is humiliating and stupid.

Oh...I'm telling these stories because my therapist thinks it'll help my mental and emotional well-being.

Monday, January 3, 2011

My life could be a reality TV show:

At least that’s what one of my techs told me. “Just watching you walk through the woods is hilarious!” he said, laughing so hard he was bent over, holding his stomach.

So what had him in stitches and declaring me a reality TV moron?

After hiking all day, and not more than five yards from the truck, I stuck my hands in my pockets. Two steps later, I tripped (on nothing but air) and fell forward.

Hands in pockets.

Face in dirt.