This is a blog. This is NOT peer-reviewed. This is not science. The stories I tell are mine. For those of you who don't understand: These stories are told from my point of view. They are my opinion and only that. They are my memories, however I choose to remember and/or embellish them. The resemblance of characters in my stories to anyone in my life is not completely unintentional, however, I strive to protect their identities; because seriously, the shit they do and say is humiliating and stupid.

Oh...I'm telling these stories because my therapist thinks it'll help my mental and emotional well-being.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Rocks for Brains

Sorry for missing last week folks. BOTH, yes both, of my computers died.

I thought I’d take a break from stories about me being chased by wildlife and tell another story about my not so wonderful tech, “Rock Star.”

Rock Star only lasted a month, but in that short time, he gave me quite a bit of material. I’ve told a few driving stories, but none about him. He was one of the worst.

On a particularly long day of work, he was driving toward me in a government truck and going so fast the truck caught air over small bumps in the road. When he slid to a stop next to me, I warned him to drive slowly and stay on the right side of the road, especially around blind corners.

“Yeah, yeah, I know. I’m sorry,” was the response I got.

Five days later, I got a call at home from my boss. One of my crew members had an altercation with Josephine Public on the same day I had warned Rock Star. My crew member almost drove her off the side of the road and didn’t stop. Josephine Public chased down my crew member, demanding an apology. Surprisingly *cough* my crew member wouldn’t apologize. He said she was at fault. So she wrote his license plate number down and reported him. Hence the phone call I received.

Hence, the firing of “Rock Star.”