This is a blog. This is NOT peer-reviewed. This is not science. The stories I tell are mine. For those of you who don't understand: These stories are told from my point of view. They are my opinion and only that. They are my memories, however I choose to remember and/or embellish them. The resemblance of characters in my stories to anyone in my life is not completely unintentional, however, I strive to protect their identities; because seriously, the shit they do and say is humiliating and stupid.

Oh...I'm telling these stories because my therapist thinks it'll help my mental and emotional well-being.

Monday, February 14, 2011

We all do Stupid Shit when Exhausted:

My friend J is not the only one who does stupid shit with bears. One week I was stupid enough to try quitting coffee. I did it because my boss made fun of me for drinking too much. My first caffeine-free morning, I medicated a bear. The wrong one. The second morning, I opened a door to a bear pen...without kicking the bear out first. The third morning?

My boss gave me a gift card to Starbucks.
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