This is a blog. This is NOT peer-reviewed. This is not science. The stories I tell are mine. For those of you who don't understand: These stories are told from my point of view. They are my opinion and only that. They are my memories, however I choose to remember and/or embellish them. The resemblance of characters in my stories to anyone in my life is not completely unintentional, however, I strive to protect their identities; because seriously, the shit they do and say is humiliating and stupid.

Oh...I'm telling these stories because my therapist thinks it'll help my mental and emotional well-being.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Women can be Idiots, too.

Last week someone asked if I ever thought about hiring females…since the boys all seem to work out so well. I have hired females, but other than a few personality quirks, they’ve been quite good.

Not so for a friend of mine. He brought on a graduate student that was quite literally insane. At first, when we interviewed her, she was impressive. She knew a lot about bears, had read a lot of articles and asked intelligent questions. But after a bit, I realized something was off. She didn’t just like bears. She revered them. She actually uttered the words, “I worship the grizzly bear.”

Shockingly, I didn’t burst out into laughter, but I did poke fun. “So you’re really into bears,” I said in my snarky tone.

She didn’t seem to catch my sarcasm. She simply nodded and said, “Way,” as only a stoner could.

Needless to say, I was shocked when my colleague brought her on as a grad student. I wasn’t shocked when he let her go.